Most recent (public) parenting fail: our trip to the pumpkin patch.
Yes, that is my 15 month old daughter literally kissing a goat's ass. And, nope, I didn't even attempt to stop her. In fact, I encouraged her to also give the "dog" a hug while I snapped more photos.
Then, I turned away for a bit and she decided to put her hand to the "dog's" mouth (because that's what we do with the real dog at home) and the animal thought that meant she wanted him to eat her hand.
So I stood there and took another picture while she tried to figure out how in Hell she could remove her little fingers from the "dog's" mouth.